Howdy!
Phew, I was hoping you were still around!
It's a manual, not auto. If it's relevant, it's a GLXi Aug 1994 reg, so a late build, one of the last registered new as the BA came in. There's plenty of spark (we used a coil/plug tester thing) and plenty of battery, the engine is valiantly chug-chugging away as it tries to start, but not turning over. It's not even trying to catch, it's like complete fuel starvation, but there's at least 5l of good fuel in there from an emergency can.
It's not even rough, like there was a bit of crap from the bottom of the tank ... there's just nothing at all. A complete surprise, as since I've had it it's always started on cue, and started no problem after 18 months the other day. Also, it's only done 32k miles and has mostly been garaged, so nobody's been hooning it around and wearing out parts.
Hence me thinking I might be missing something BG-obvious.
S