Hello everyone!
Been a hell of a long time since I was last on here, and such a lot has happenned. Some good, most really bad.
First off, I'm now involved in a custody battle for my daughter. Having to travel to court on Portsmouth twice a month is really taking it's toll on my time and finances.

And as some of you will know, my car was vandalised a while back. Woke up one Saturday to find this. A bloody great brick lashed through my window.

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Fortunately, thanks to cleanie, I replaced the tailgate on Saturday afternoon.

Then, that Saturday night, all 4 tyres were slashed. Just what I needed

Then last week, I came out to go to work and the car was covered in raw eggs. Why me?

It's taken me over a month to sort out, but today I finally decided to replace the tyres with some nice Toyo Proxes T1r's. But because it's me and I get all the bad luck in the world, I lifted the car onto the axle stands, then when jacking up the last corner, it promptly fell off.

So there I am, car balancing with 3 axle stands collapsed, two sissor jacks bent unable to be moved, and no way to lift the car up without the disks hitting the floor I had no chance but to refit the slashed wheels.

But, one phonecall to a mate of mine, I headed to the scrappy and picked up a set of (tiny) 16" wheels, all fitted with what looks like brand new tyres for £100. I carefully replaced the damaged wheels with the new ones with no further incident.
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Not my style, but I kinda like them. Then when I was driving the car back and forward to un-seize the disks it died on me.

Turns out one of my dodgy bodged wires to the MAF had come loose, and I don't seem to have a small enough flat screwdriver to connect it back in. Typical. I wedged it in and the car started first time.
All I have to do now is properly fix the wire, hoover all the tiny bits of glass out of the back seat, fill it with petrol, wash it, have the rear window tinted again, splice the plug from the old tailgate into the new one, (as for some reason they're different?) spray and fit my new LED tail lights I got from JAE and I'll ALMOST be finished!
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Lets hope nothing else goes wrong again!